You wait ages for a winner and then, what do you know, two come along at once. We have a winner - two in fact! In joint first place we have mylodon and eglantine_br.

mylodon: The Hornblower Advent Calendar - open a window and Wellard "comes out".
eglantine_br: Ceiling Wellard is watching you...


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Poor Mr Wellard. I've left him hanging around for so long all the blood must have rushed to his head! We'd better vote quickly and put him out of his misery. So to speak :}


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Continuing a theme.... :} Has Mr Wellard been inspired to follow Lieutenant Hornblower's example?


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We have a winner! Well sort of. Actually we have a tie. And in join first place it's...erm... me and me :} It's not a fix! And I didn't even bribe anyone.

Try as they might, the lieutenants could not drag Hornblower out of the slough of despond.

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Well! You excelled yourselves there didn't you? Ten entries and everyone of them ridiculous priceless! It's time to pick a winner though...


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Any more for any more? Or will it just be eglantine_br, naomi1642 and anteros_lmc battling it out for the first laurels of the 2015 following_sea Caption Competition?! There's still time to hone your rapier wits and add your entry below :)


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We're now three weeks into January and the following_sea Caption Competition still hasn't come out of hibernation. Not good enough! I have endeavoured to wake the lieutenants from their winter slumbers; here you can see Lieutenant Hornblower emerging from his winter den just so you can submit witty captions at his expense.


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We have a winner! Well, actually, we have two :} Tying for first place we have Sarah_lynn_b and kittycallum. HUZZAH!

Sarah_lynn_b: "For heaven's sake, Archie, take that look of shock off your face before Mr. Bracegirdle sees it and knows what you think of how he looks in a toga!"

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It's high time we had another Caption Competition around here, though tbh, the last one is a bit of a hard act to follow :} I'm sure you can rise to the occasion though...


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